We also answer many questions this week, questions like 'is there room for romance when there's PC repairs to be done?'

This week, Alissia and Chrimbo FINALLY blow the lid off a triple-surprise almost a full month in the making. All the hot deets, all the lies and deceit and joy and possible slight incontinence. Listen as Chrimbo can finally breathe again. Also, other surprises we've had, and whatever we talked about after we realised neither of us had experienced enough surprises to fill a whole show. Maybe there's even a surprise in store for YOU!(there isn't)

Kids are dumb as hell, huh? But don't forget, you used to be one. Join Alissia and Chrimbo as they reminisce on the follies of youth and recall the dumbest moments they had as children.