Take a listen to the new show introand then buckle up for Simmo's look at Basil the big gangly dickhead not running for premier of Western Australia, (no means yes if you're a politician). Who would have thought that a banana stuck to the wall would be classed art and what about the rich idiot who paid $1mil for it and for the good of your health you need to chart your farts.

Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.

This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.

But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.

Simmo is back with another side-splitting episode of "I Don't Mind Telling You"! This time, he dives headfirst into the absurdities of life, roasting everything from dodgy TV shows to the bizarre world of Steven Seagal movies, with plenty of laughs in between. Expect sharp wit, hilarious hot takes, and a no-holds-barred look at the world as we know it.

Some of the jokes in this episode might push a few boundaries, so listener discretion is advised. They are just jokes!