Simmo is back behind the mic, and he's not wasting a single second. In true Simmo fashion, he launches into the episode with a bold declaration—he’s Hero of the Week. Why? Because no one else was going to do it, and frankly, who deserves it more? From there, things spiral delightfully out of control as he turns his attention to the week’s biggest villain: a service station worker who somehow managed to tick all the boxes for Dickhead of the Week.

This episode has everything fans have come to love: classic Simmo rants, deep dives into bizarre hypotheticals, the eternal question of who stays at work during a Kaiju attack, and a few unsolicited—but surprisingly useful—life hacks thrown in for good measure. It's chaotic, it's sharp, it's weirdly insightful… it's Simmo at full tilt.

Whether you're a long-time listener or just jumping on board, this episode is packed with all the strange brilliance that makes I Don't Mind Telling You an unmissable ride. Strap in, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh your way through the nonsense.

Take a listen to the new show introand then buckle up for Simmo's look at Basil the big gangly dickhead not running for premier of Western Australia, (no means yes if you're a politician). Who would have thought that a banana stuck to the wall would be classed art and what about the rich idiot who paid $1mil for it and for the good of your health you need to chart your farts.

Simmo is back with another wildly entertaining episode of I Don’t Mind Telling You, delivering his unique and hilariously unfiltered take on the world. This week, he tackles the kind of absurd yet strangely relatable situations that only he can unpack. Ever wondered what happens when a big night on the booze ends with you knocking yourself out? Simmo’s got the answers, and maybe even a cautionary tale.

He doesn’t stop there. After a long day of drinking, is adding bongs into the mix a genius move or a surefire way to derail your night? Simmo has thoughts, and they’re as ridiculous as they are insightful. And if that’s not enough, he dives into the ever-bizarre landscape of politics, asking the question we’re all too afraid to voice: how is Donald Trump still considered the best option?

Finally, Simmo weighs in on one of the strangest pop culture debates of recent times, yes, Elon, it was a salute. From drunken escapades to questionable life choices, political absurdities, and tech titan antics, Simmo’s got it all covered. Expect outrageous laughs, surprising wisdom, and the kind of humor that makes you feel like you’re catching up with a mate at the pub.

I Don’t Mind Telling You, it’s the podcast episode you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to stop listening to!