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I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dangerous Dan Coverly. Together, they dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern life with no apologies and no limits.Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm.This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised

I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dange...

Simmo's back! You'll harder than Chinese algebra. He found a friend too!

Simmo is back on the mic, and the world is still absolutely unhinged. In a time where the Pope dies on the same day as Jesus (allegedly), Simmo is here to unpack the spiritual significance of two cumming on the Lord—because of course he is. This show isn’t here to sugarcoat reality, it’s here to punch it in the face with a flaming glove of truth, humour, and jaw-dropping honesty.Each episode, Simmo delivers his unapologetically raw take on the state of things—current events, pop culture, the truly bizarre, and whatever happened to fall out of Kanye West’s mouth that week. Speaking of Kanye: yes, he sucked his cousins dick for eight years, and somehow that’s still not the most cooked chapter in his story. Meanwhile, Katy Perry still thinks she's going to space and no one has the heart to stop her. This is the news, Simmo-style.It’s not all madness though—well, actually it is—but it’s structured madness. Alongside Simmo’s weekly rants and philosophical chaos, the show features killer recurring segments like:Hero of the Week – Saluting the accidental legends, fringe lunatics, and everyday nobodies who manage to do something inexplicably heroic (or just hilariously dumb).Dickhead of the Week – A red carpet roast for the worst people in the universe, freshly crowned each episode with Simmo’s signature scorn.Bow to Your Sensai – A sacred pilgrimage through the ridiculous cinematic graveyard of Steven Seagal's filmography. Simmo revisits the martial arts “legend’s” movies with both love and disbelief, exposing every stiff punch and nonsensical plot twist like a sensei of sarcasm.So, if you're after a podcast that doesn’t just talk about the world—it shakes it like a snow globe and laughs at the flakes—then you’ve found your new obsession.

Simmo is back on the mic, and the world is still absolutely unhinged. In a time where the Pope dies on the same day as Jesus (allegedly), Simmo is here to unpack the spiritual significance of two cumm...

Simmo's back and it's about bloody time!

Simmo is back and he’s not holding back! In this episode of "I Don’t Mind Telling You", he shares a heart warming Hero ot the Week, Grannies get tased, and takes another swing at the world. With his trademark fiery takes and unfiltered opinions, Simmo is in rare form. If you’re easily offended, you might want to stick around anyway because this is one episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in for the rants, the laughs, and the raw honesty that makes "I Don’t Mind Telling You" a must-listen.

Simmo is back and he’s not holding back! In this episode of "I Don’t Mind Telling You", he shares a heart warming Hero ot the Week, Grannies get tased, and takes another swing at the world. With his t...

Hero of the Week: Andrew Krackour, R.I.P!

Simmo is back behind the mic, and he's not wasting a single second. In true Simmo fashion, he launches into the episode with a bold declaration—he’s Hero of the Week. Why? Because no one else was going to do it, and frankly, who deserves it more? From there, things spiral delightfully out of control as he turns his attention to the week’s biggest villain: a service station worker who somehow managed to tick all the boxes for Dickhead of the Week.This episode has everything fans have come to love: classic Simmo rants, deep dives into bizarre hypotheticals, the eternal question of who stays at work during a Kaiju attack, and a few unsolicited—but surprisingly useful—life hacks thrown in for good measure. It's chaotic, it's sharp, it's weirdly insightful… it's Simmo at full tilt.Whether you're a long-time listener or just jumping on board, this episode is packed with all the strange brilliance that makes I Don't Mind Telling You an unmissable ride. Strap in, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh your way through the nonsense.

Simmo is back behind the mic, and he's not wasting a single second. In true Simmo fashion, he launches into the episode with a bold declaration—he’s Hero of the Week. Why? Because no one else was goin...

Get out of here Rusty, I'm recording! you dickhead!

After a short break, Simmo is back, refreshed, and ready to unload on the absurdity of the world with his signature mix of comedy, sharp wit, and no-nonsense takes. This week, he’s not pulling any punches as he hands Peter Dutton a fair good going over in Dickhead of the Week—and trust us, there’s plenty to say.But it’s not all doom and gloom—Hero of the Week is back to shine a light on someone actually worth celebrating. Plus, Simmo’s got a fresh batch of hilarious anecdotes covering everything from current affairs to the downright bizarre things happening around us. Expect fiery rants, unexpected tangents, and the kind of brutally funny observations that only Simmo can deliver.Whether you’re tuning in for the laughs, the rants, or just to hear someone finally say what we’re all thinking, this is an episode you won’t want to miss. Strap in—Simmo is back, and he’s bringing his absolute best!

After a short break, Simmo is back, refreshed, and ready to unload on the absurdity of the world with his signature mix of comedy, sharp wit, and no-nonsense takes. This week, he’s not pulling any pun...

Simmo at his best. Make sure your kids are in bed!

I Don't Mind Telling You with Simmo – Simmo is back, and not even the flu can keep him down! Armed with tissues, lozenges, and a healthy dose of frustration, he’s pushing through the illness to bring you another cracking episode. This week, he’s dishing out Hero of the Week—because even in his fevered state, he knows someone deserves a pat on the back. But don’t worry, the gloves are still off for Dickhead of the Week, as Simmo unloads on the biggest nuisances and numpties that have caught his eye while he’s been stuck in bed.Expect his signature blend of hilarity, ranting, and unexpected wisdom as he dives into everything from bizarre news stories to the everyday absurdities of life. Will the flu make him more forgiving, or just even more fired up? Only one way to find out—tune in for another episode of I Don't Mind Telling You with Simmo!

I Don't Mind Telling You with Simmo – Simmo is back, and not even the flu can keep him down! Armed with tissues, lozenges, and a healthy dose of frustration, he’s pushing through the illness to bring ...

Simmo has the flu and still brings his brilliance

Simmo is back after a week off, and honestly, everyone at DRN1 thinks that’s a bit piss poor. We all know he was just trying to cope with the pressure of being as good as last year and, fair play, he pulled it off. Which is better than a week missing pulling himself off.This week, Simmo is on fire, delivering a Hero of the Week, a Dickhead of the Week, and an absolutely unforgettable deep dive into the marathon masturbator from Japan. Expect the usual blend of hilariously familiar yet completely abnormal takes on the world, because Simmo doesn’t just tell it how it is, he tells it how it should be.

Simmo is back after a week off, and honestly, everyone at DRN1 thinks that’s a bit piss poor. We all know he was just trying to cope with the pressure of being as good as last year and, fair play, he ...

The Marathon Masturbator and Simmo finally dropped the Big C!

Simmo is back, barely holding it together after absolutely wrecking himself last week and coming to the painful realization that he's not as young as he used to be. But does that mean he’ll slow down? Not a chance.This week, he takes aim at one of Australia’s most beloved but utterly useless creatures, the koala. Are they cute? Sure. But are they contributing anything to society? Simmo doesn’t think so, and he’s got plenty to say about it. Then, things take a turn into the murky waters of wealth and excess as he unpacks the dark world of dead hookers on superyachts, because let’s be honest, where there’s extreme money, there’s always a scandal.Throw in a few rants, some unsolicited wisdom, and the kind of observations only Simmo can make, and you’ve got another episode packed with hilariously familiar yet wildly abnormal takes on the world. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a ride.

Simmo is back, barely holding it together after absolutely wrecking himself last week and coming to the painful realization that he's not as young as he used to be. But does that mean he’ll slow down?...

Chlamydia Koalas are useless

Simmo is back with another wildly entertaining episode of I Don’t Mind Telling You, delivering his unique and hilariously unfiltered take on the world. This week, he tackles the kind of absurd yet strangely relatable situations that only he can unpack. Ever wondered what happens when a big night on the booze ends with you knocking yourself out? Simmo’s got the answers, and maybe even a cautionary tale.He doesn’t stop there. After a long day of drinking, is adding bongs into the mix a genius move or a surefire way to derail your night? Simmo has thoughts, and they’re as ridiculous as they are insightful. And if that’s not enough, he dives into the ever-bizarre landscape of politics, asking the question we’re all too afraid to voice: how is Donald Trump still considered the best option?Finally, Simmo weighs in on one of the strangest pop culture debates of recent times, yes, Elon, it was a salute. From drunken escapades to questionable life choices, political absurdities, and tech titan antics, Simmo’s got it all covered. Expect outrageous laughs, surprising wisdom, and the kind of humor that makes you feel like you’re catching up with a mate at the pub.I Don’t Mind Telling You, it’s the podcast episode you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to stop listening to!

Simmo is back with another wildly entertaining episode of I Don’t Mind Telling You, delivering his unique and hilariously unfiltered take on the world. This week, he tackles the kind of absurd yet str...

Yes Elon! You Know What You Did!

Step into the wonderfully weird world of Simmo, where the familiar gets a hilariously abnormal twist. Each episode is a deep dive into the quirks of life, packed with offbeat observations, sharp wit, and unexpected insights. Ever wondered who sticks around at work during a Kaiju attack? Simmo has, and he’s got thoughts. Fascinated by air crash investigations? Simmo takes you behind the scenes with his signature mix of humour and curiosity.But that's not all, this show isn’t just about Simmo’s takes. It’s a celebration of the best and worst humanity has to offer. Each week, Simmo highlights the Hero of the Week, someone who reminds us what greatness looks like, followed by the Asshole of the Week, where he hilariously calls out the most absurd behaviour in the world around us.Whether he's tackling big questions or shining a light on everyday oddities, Simmo delivers a show that feels like a conversation with your funniest, most insightful friend. Smart, irreverent, and always entertaining, I Don’t Mind Telling You with Simmo guarantees you’ll laugh, think, and come back for more.

Step into the wonderfully weird world of Simmo, where the familiar gets a hilariously abnormal twist. Each episode is a deep dive into the quirks of life, packed with offbeat observations, sharp wit, ...

Simmo is back and semi erect for your entertainment after watching Kaiju porn.

Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.

Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling,...

Simmo Scrotal Journey of Discovery and Lost to a Wank!

Simmo is back with another side-splitting episode of "I Don't Mind Telling You"! This time, he dives headfirst into the absurdities of life, roasting everything from dodgy TV shows to the bizarre world of Steven Seagal movies, with plenty of laughs in between. Expect sharp wit, hilarious hot takes, and a no-holds-barred look at the world as we know it.Some of the jokes in this episode might push a few boundaries, so listener discretion is advised. They are just jokes!

Simmo is back with another side-splitting episode of "I Don't Mind Telling You"! This time, he dives headfirst into the absurdities of life, roasting everything from dodgy TV shows to the bizarre worl...

If you thought were offended last time. think again!

Simmo is back and he’s not holding back! In this episode of "I Don’t Mind Telling You", he takes aim at Madonna, social media, and takes another swing at Jelly Roll. With his trademark fiery takes and unfiltered opinions, Simmo is in rare form. If you’re easily offended, you might want to stick around anyway because this is one episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in for the rants, the laughs, and the raw honesty that makes "I Don’t Mind Telling You" a must-listen.

Simmo is back and he’s not holding back! In this episode of "I Don’t Mind Telling You", he takes aim at Madonna, social media, and takes another swing at Jelly Roll. With his trademark fiery takes and...

They're just jokes people!

Take a listen to the new show introand then buckle up for Simmo's look at Basil the big gangly dickhead not running for premier of Western Australia, (no means yes if you're a politician). Who would have thought that a banana stuck to the wall would be classed art and what about the rich idiot who paid $1mil for it and for the good of your health you need to chart your farts.

Take a listen to the new show introand then buckle up for Simmo's look at Basil the big gangly dickhead not running for premier of Western Australia, (no means yes if you're a politician). Who would h...

Million dollar banana art and charting your farts!

SImmo has a hilarious look at the world starting with the US Election and how Simmo thinks they are stupid opting for round 2 of Donald Trump. He hits out Perth's public transport. Fatty's! I'll leave it at that. Nursing homes and how expensive they and a whole heap more. Tune in and get ready to laugh your arse off at the great mans "I Don't Mind Telling You!" very funny first episode.

SImmo has a hilarious look at the world starting with the US Election and how Simmo thinks they are stupid opting for round 2 of Donald Trump. He hits out Perth's public transport. Fatty's! I'll leave...

Big new show from Simmo. Sit back and get ready to laugh your arse off

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