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I Don't Mind Telling You

I Don't Mind Telling You

Simmo's hilarious take on the world is a little different and you will hear that when he gives you his take on world events, local news and all the other news from around the world.

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Simmo's back! You'll harder than Chinese algebra. He found a friend too!
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I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dangerous Dan Coverly. Together, they dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern life with no apologies and no limits.

Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm.

This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised

Simmo at his best. Make sure your kids are in bed!
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After a short break, Simmo is back, refreshed, and ready to unload on the absurdity of the world with his signature mix of comedy, sharp wit, and no-nonsense takes. This week, he’s not pulling any punches as he hands Peter Dutton a fair good going over in Dickhead of the Week—and trust us, there’s plenty to say.

But it’s not all doom and gloom—Hero of the Week is back to shine a light on someone actually worth celebrating. Plus, Simmo’s got a fresh batch of hilarious anecdotes covering everything from current affairs to the downright bizarre things happening around us. Expect fiery rants, unexpected tangents, and the kind of brutally funny observations that only Simmo can deliver.

Whether you’re tuning in for the laughs, the rants, or just to hear someone finally say what we’re all thinking, this is an episode you won’t want to miss. Strap in—Simmo is back, and he’s bringing his absolute best!

Chlamydia Koalas are useless
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Simmo is back, barely holding it together after absolutely wrecking himself last week and coming to the painful realization that he's not as young as he used to be. But does that mean he’ll slow down? Not a chance.

This week, he takes aim at one of Australia’s most beloved but utterly useless creatures, the koala. Are they cute? Sure. But are they contributing anything to society? Simmo doesn’t think so, and he’s got plenty to say about it. Then, things take a turn into the murky waters of wealth and excess as he unpacks the dark world of dead hookers on superyachts, because let’s be honest, where there’s extreme money, there’s always a scandal.

Throw in a few rants, some unsolicited wisdom, and the kind of observations only Simmo can make, and you’ve got another episode packed with hilariously familiar yet wildly abnormal takes on the world. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a ride.