Step into the wonderfully weird world of Simmo, where the familiar gets a hilariously abnormal twist. Each episode is a deep dive into the quirks of life, packed with offbeat observations, sharp wit, and unexpected insights. Ever wondered who sticks around at work during a Kaiju attack? Simmo has, and he’s got thoughts. Fascinated by air crash investigations? Simmo takes you behind the scenes with his signature mix of humour and curiosity.

But that's not all, this show isn’t just about Simmo’s takes. It’s a celebration of the best and worst humanity has to offer. Each week, Simmo highlights the Hero of the Week, someone who reminds us what greatness looks like, followed by the Asshole of the Week, where he hilariously calls out the most absurd behaviour in the world around us.

Whether he's tackling big questions or shining a light on everyday oddities, Simmo delivers a show that feels like a conversation with your funniest, most insightful friend. Smart, irreverent, and always entertaining, I Don’t Mind Telling You with Simmo guarantees you’ll laugh, think, and come back for more.

Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.

This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.

But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.

Simmo is back behind the mic, and he's not wasting a single second. In true Simmo fashion, he launches into the episode with a bold declaration—he’s Hero of the Week. Why? Because no one else was going to do it, and frankly, who deserves it more? From there, things spiral delightfully out of control as he turns his attention to the week’s biggest villain: a service station worker who somehow managed to tick all the boxes for Dickhead of the Week.

This episode has everything fans have come to love: classic Simmo rants, deep dives into bizarre hypotheticals, the eternal question of who stays at work during a Kaiju attack, and a few unsolicited—but surprisingly useful—life hacks thrown in for good measure. It's chaotic, it's sharp, it's weirdly insightful… it's Simmo at full tilt.

Whether you're a long-time listener or just jumping on board, this episode is packed with all the strange brilliance that makes I Don't Mind Telling You an unmissable ride. Strap in, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh your way through the nonsense.