I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dangerous Dan Coverly. Together, they dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern life with no apologies and no limits.

Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm.

This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised

Step into the wonderfully weird world of Simmo, where the familiar gets a hilariously abnormal twist. Each episode is a deep dive into the quirks of life, packed with offbeat observations, sharp wit, and unexpected insights. Ever wondered who sticks around at work during a Kaiju attack? Simmo has, and he’s got thoughts. Fascinated by air crash investigations? Simmo takes you behind the scenes with his signature mix of humour and curiosity.

But that's not all, this show isn’t just about Simmo’s takes. It’s a celebration of the best and worst humanity has to offer. Each week, Simmo highlights the Hero of the Week, someone who reminds us what greatness looks like, followed by the Asshole of the Week, where he hilariously calls out the most absurd behaviour in the world around us.

Whether he's tackling big questions or shining a light on everyday oddities, Simmo delivers a show that feels like a conversation with your funniest, most insightful friend. Smart, irreverent, and always entertaining, I Don’t Mind Telling You with Simmo guarantees you’ll laugh, think, and come back for more.

Simmo is back, barely holding it together after absolutely wrecking himself last week and coming to the painful realization that he's not as young as he used to be. But does that mean he’ll slow down? Not a chance.

This week, he takes aim at one of Australia’s most beloved but utterly useless creatures, the koala. Are they cute? Sure. But are they contributing anything to society? Simmo doesn’t think so, and he’s got plenty to say about it. Then, things take a turn into the murky waters of wealth and excess as he unpacks the dark world of dead hookers on superyachts, because let’s be honest, where there’s extreme money, there’s always a scandal.

Throw in a few rants, some unsolicited wisdom, and the kind of observations only Simmo can make, and you’ve got another episode packed with hilariously familiar yet wildly abnormal takes on the world. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a ride.