Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio for another unmissable episode of The Sports Wrap, your go-to for passionate opinions, razor-sharp stats, and the kind of banter you didn’t know you needed in your life. This week’s show kicks off with a twist—Simmo’s Around the Grounds takes an unexpected turn after resident NRL expert Josh Parke calls in sick. Never one to shy away from a challenge (or the chance to take the piss), Simmo steps up and delivers the NRL Wrap himself, giving us a no-holds-barred rundown of the league’s weekend action—whether Josh likes it or not.

From there, it’s into AFL Round 15, and let’s just say Simmo is not holding back. With bye rounds wreaking havoc on the fixture, the Thursday and Friday night games were, in his words, “boring rubbish” that had no business being scheduled in the premier timeslots. If you’ve been frustrated by the AFL’s bizarre scheduling choices, this rant is for you.

Then it’s time for the stat attack you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without—Dukie’s Crunching Numbers. This week, Dukie’s dived deep into the GWS database and come up with a stat so juicy, so beautifully nerdy, that data lovers everywhere will be rushing for a quiet moment to themselves. Honestly, it’s that good. Expect spreadsheets, graphs, and a fair bit of frothing.

We’ve also got the ever-reliable Simon Says, Simmo’s take-no-prisoners segment that blends social commentary, sports oddities, and unfiltered rants into one glorious stew. From players milking free kicks to Simmo’s theory on why footy coverage needs less analysis and more chaos, it’s unpredictable and absolutely essential listening.

Wrap it all up with in-depth analysis, some light sledging, and a few moments where Simmo and Dukie genuinely forget they’re on air, and you’ve got another classic episode of The Sports Wrap.

It’s footy talk for fans who love the game, love the stats, and most of all, love a laugh. Don’t miss it!

Strap yourselves in because Simmo and Dukie are back behind the mic for another massive episode of Sports Wrap! As always, the boys are bringing the heat with their no-holds-barred take on the sporting weekend that was – covering all the big hits, shockers, and standout moments from the AFL, NRL, and beyond. Whether it’s a thrilling upset, a controversial call, or a rising star making waves, they’ve got it covered.

Simmo is fired up and ready to let loose in his much-loved segment What Boils My Piss – expect passionate rants, head-shaking disbelief, and maybe even a life hack or two along the way. Meanwhile, Dukie dives deep into the data in Crunching Number, breaking down the stats you didn’t know you needed, but now can’t live without.

This week, the lads are joined by special guest Josh, who jumps in for a deep-dive chat about all things NRL – from ladder movers to injury lists and everything in between. Expect insight, laughs, and plenty of friendly digs as the trio unpacks the week in league.

Plus, the boys preview the upcoming round across the codes, share bold predictions, and maybe even a few outrageous hot takes. It’s footy talk, mateship, and mayhem all rolled into one.

Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just trying to keep up at the pub, Sports Wrap has your weekly dose of sport served up with passion, banter, and a whole lot of heart.

It’s clear the Sports Wrap is missing its fearless captain Dukes, and the crew is feeling it—but that hasn’t stopped Simmo and Dangerous Dan from dragging this ship through another weekend of sport! Josh is back with his sharp NRL insights and isn’t holding back, putting a couple of coaches squarely on the chopping block. Simon Says returns, once again managing to be both oddly funny and slightly concerning—we’re convinced it’s just Simmo’s own twisted form of self-care.

Meanwhile, Dangerous Dan is absolutely owning Duke’s Crunching Numbers segment—so much so we think he’s a little too excited about it. But hey, we’d be worried too if our finest work looked like it was ready to jump ship to another host.

Add in all the usual chaotic AFL chat, wild opinions, and sideways banter, and you’ve got another unmissable episode of the Sports Wrap—barely held together, but still powering through.

Don’t miss it.