Strap yourselves in, because the Sports Wrap crew are back for another huge week! Simmo and Dukie are diving headfirst into all the action from Round 2 of the AFL—there’s controversy, chaos, and some cracking performances to break down. Who’s looking like the real deal, who’s still dusting off the cobwebs, and who’s already setting off the alarm bells? Nothing’s off the table as the boys call it how they see it.

But it wouldn’t be Sports Wrap without a bit of chaos from Simmo the Great, who returns with another instalment of his beloved segments: What Boils My Piss and What Tickles My Pickle. Expect premium-grade ranting, unexpected praise, and a few sharp observations from a man who’s just trying to make sense of the world—and footy—one bizarre analogy at a time.

Then to cap things off, the crew cast their eyes forward with a full preview of Round 3. Who’s set for a statement win? Which matchups have the potential to explode? And which bold predictions will come back to haunt them?

Whether you're a diehard fan or just in it for the banter, this episode has everything you need to stay across the AFL—and have a few laughs along the way.

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Simmo and Dukie are back for another huge episode of Sports Wrap! It wasn’t all smooth sailing this week, as things got a little shaky when the music wasn’t working quite as it should—but that’s never stopped the boys before! Simmo is fired up and ready to deliver another edition of What Boils My Piss?, letting loose on what’s grinding his gears, while What Tickles My Pickle? balances things out with a look at what’s been bringing him joy.

The 2025 AFL season preview has officially begun, and the lads are diving deep into the teams, players, and storylines set to shape the year ahead. Will the Eagles climb their way back up the ladder? Which teams are on the rise, and who’s in danger of slipping? Plus, they look back at previous AFL drafts, re-evaluating some of the biggest hits, misses, and hidden gems that shaped the league.

Of course, there’s plenty more sport to cover, with all the latest from the NFL and EPL. Simmo’s got his round-up of the action from both sides of the Atlantic, breaking down the key results, standout performances, and what’s coming up next.

With plenty of banter, bold opinions, and a few surprises along the way, this is one Sports Wrap episode you won’t want to miss!

Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio for another unmissable episode of The Sports Wrap, your go-to for passionate opinions, razor-sharp stats, and the kind of banter you didn’t know you needed in your life. This week’s show kicks off with a twist—Simmo’s Around the Grounds takes an unexpected turn after resident NRL expert Josh Parke calls in sick. Never one to shy away from a challenge (or the chance to take the piss), Simmo steps up and delivers the NRL Wrap himself, giving us a no-holds-barred rundown of the league’s weekend action—whether Josh likes it or not.

From there, it’s into AFL Round 15, and let’s just say Simmo is not holding back. With bye rounds wreaking havoc on the fixture, the Thursday and Friday night games were, in his words, “boring rubbish” that had no business being scheduled in the premier timeslots. If you’ve been frustrated by the AFL’s bizarre scheduling choices, this rant is for you.

Then it’s time for the stat attack you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without—Dukie’s Crunching Numbers. This week, Dukie’s dived deep into the GWS database and come up with a stat so juicy, so beautifully nerdy, that data lovers everywhere will be rushing for a quiet moment to themselves. Honestly, it’s that good. Expect spreadsheets, graphs, and a fair bit of frothing.

We’ve also got the ever-reliable Simon Says, Simmo’s take-no-prisoners segment that blends social commentary, sports oddities, and unfiltered rants into one glorious stew. From players milking free kicks to Simmo’s theory on why footy coverage needs less analysis and more chaos, it’s unpredictable and absolutely essential listening.

Wrap it all up with in-depth analysis, some light sledging, and a few moments where Simmo and Dukie genuinely forget they’re on air, and you’ve got another classic episode of The Sports Wrap.

It’s footy talk for fans who love the game, love the stats, and most of all, love a laugh. Don’t miss it!