Strap yourselves in, because the Sports Wrap crew are back for another huge week! Simmo and Dukie are diving headfirst into all the action from Round 2 of the AFL—there’s controversy, chaos, and some cracking performances to break down. Who’s looking like the real deal, who’s still dusting off the cobwebs, and who’s already setting off the alarm bells? Nothing’s off the table as the boys call it how they see it.

But it wouldn’t be Sports Wrap without a bit of chaos from Simmo the Great, who returns with another instalment of his beloved segments: What Boils My Piss and What Tickles My Pickle. Expect premium-grade ranting, unexpected praise, and a few sharp observations from a man who’s just trying to make sense of the world—and footy—one bizarre analogy at a time.

Then to cap things off, the crew cast their eyes forward with a full preview of Round 3. Who’s set for a statement win? Which matchups have the potential to explode? And which bold predictions will come back to haunt them?

Whether you're a diehard fan or just in it for the banter, this episode has everything you need to stay across the AFL—and have a few laughs along the way.

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Simmo and Xmas have another great episode for you so click the link and take a listen. And yes I know it's late!

Guess who’s back? That’s right, the man who insists on comparing himself to Rex Hunt — though his methods with fish might raise a few eyebrows — Adam Ducas has returned from his fishing adventures. After weeks of terrorising the ocean with his size 15 fishing rod, Dukie is back behind the mic… and judging by the opening minutes, he may need a quick refresher course in how radio broadcasting actually works. But let’s be honest, would we have it any other way?

All your favourite segments are back in full swing: Simmo takes you Around the Grounds with his signature mix of passion and sarcasm, Simon drops another round of unpredictable comedy in Simon Says, and yes — you heard it right — Crunching Numbers with Dukie is being done by Dukie himself this week (no fill-ins, no excuses).

And while we’re at it, a huge shout-out to the boys who kept the ship afloat while Dukes was away tangling with marine life. They stepped in, brought the laughs, and kept the Sports Wrap spirit alive until the big fella’s return.

So settle in for another dose of footy, stats, laughs, and the kind of questionable banter that only this crew can deliver. Because when it comes to wrapping up the weekend of sport, nobody does it quite like Sports Wrap.